BMW : = Bring More Women but Broke My Wallet .
CHEVROLET : = Can Hear Every Value Rap On Long Extended Trips.
FIAT : = Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD : = Fast Only Rolling Downhill.
GM : = Garbage Motors.
HONDA : = Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles (Yes!)
HYUNDAI : = Hope You Understanding Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive.
SAAB : = Shape Appears Ass-Backwards.
SUBARU : = Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually.
TOYOTA : = Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto.
VOLVO : = Very Old Looking Vehicular Object.
PORSCH : = Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
